Monthly Archives: July 2016

Wearing Jackets in July

I told the staff that I didn’t care if my students froze.

They laughed nervously but I think they understood.

The students were not so understanding.

The problem is that while the students get to sit for much of the class, my job is to stand at the front or rush around answering questions and putting out small fires. Because of this, I prefer the room to be somewhere closer to sub-arctic than sub-tropical. (The students, rather selfishly, prefer things to be more sub-tropical.)

I also feel that keeping the room cooler encourages students to stay awake. Once it gets warm and comfortable and cozy there’s nothing they’d like more than to put their heads down and enjoy a brief slumber and miss a good portion of the class. Or they are about to die of hypothermia because it’s so cold. Either way, they shouldn’t fall asleep.

My students have learned to bring jackets and have also quickly figured out which part of the room is the warmest, or at least out of the direct breeze of the air conditioner.

Of course, once speeches started today, despite earlier complaints that it was cold, everyone was sweating. By the time they stopped, class was over.

Busy is Sometimes Boring

I could just copy yesterday’s post, but that wouldn’t quite be fair. Instead, I’ll just riff on the same topic.

Today I finished marking all my junior high school exams and somehow managed to tally the marks and enter them into the computer. This involved minor swearing at technology (long story for a future post) and discovering sections I hadn’t marked and scores I hadn’t tallied as I went along.

As I enter the marks I then have to assess the assessment. Was it too easy? (In one case, yes.) Am I marking too easily? (If I am it’s probably out of relief for having students, albeit only a handful of them, actually follow the instructions.) Can I manipulate scores enough to fail that little jerk and get him sent to the lower level class? (That remains to be seen…)

However, once I took my break, I stayed on break. I still have class marks to figure (that is where the little jerk will fail) but couldn’t be bothered to do much else.

I’m working tomorrow and can figure all the class marks after that. Then, starting Monday, passback classes begin and we get to annoy the students by passing out their summer homework.

Mark Mark Mark and Mark Again

I’m not sure what the weather was like today, even though I was sitting next to an open window. I know that it was cloudy in the morning and stayed reasonably cool the rest of the day. That’s all I know, though, because I didn’t bother looking outside.

For reasons no one fully understands–except possibly bad karma–I’ve got 11 days to mark 55 exams but only five days to mark 160 and on one of those days I’ll be working. This means I spent the entire day today plodding through exams with a random TV show on in the background.

After much plodding, a couple naps and too much sugar, I’ve got the work load to the final push phase. One set of exams is finished and the scores figured while two more sets are waiting to be finished. All that’s left are the long writing sections, one set of which will be easy whilst the other set is going to be annoying.

Unfortunately, it appears every student wrote something–fortunate for them, unfortunate for me as that means I have to actually read something before assigning a mark.

Well, at least I’m supposed to. We’ll see what happens when time starts running short.

The Unforgiven Minutes

If you can keep from laughing when all about you
are panicking and it’s not your fault, you will be a decent human. 

This is especially true when your voice is needed.

Today one of my colleagues at the school where I work discovered a mistake on the listening section of the exam. Because it was part of a logic problem, the mistake effected more than one question and made it impossible for us to simply make corrections on the board.

Unfortunately, the mistake was discovered just 15 minutes before the exam started which limited the possible options.

It was decided that we should rerecord one line of the listening test–yes, it was one wrong name in one line that caused all this–and then quickly splice the line in and burn a new CD and then play that for the listening.

This meant my voice was needed which meant I had to do actual work. We got the key to the recording studio but two of us had our IDs and passwords rejected by the network, proving the exam was cursed. Eventually we were able to record the listening, but decided to warn the Powers What Are that the listening test had to be postponed.

(Note: all this could have been accomplished by having me do a live reading of the entire mistaken section of the exam and I would have except for “work” and “lazy”.

In the end, it all seemed to work out. My voice sounded awesome and one colleague proved to be an expert at splicing it in so that my voice sounded awesome seamlessly.

I felt sorry for the colleague in charge of the exam as I’ve been there when things went wrong and everyone was looking at me.

We’ll still tease him about it, but we’ll be more careful about the exams in the future…

Pens Among the Office Supplies

I was mostly looking for notebooks, and scaring the hell out of the people who make them, but ran into a guy who likes fountain pens and that slowed me down.

Today I was lucky to have the time to head down to Tokyo Big Sight to attend the International Stationery & Office Products Fair Tokyo. I’ll write more posts on this in the future, but today’s story was typical of why I like the pen and stationery community.

First, I made it my mission to track down non-Japanese pens and stationery. I found a number of pen manufacturers from Korea, Taiwan, China and Turkey who all offered interesting pens (one of my favorites featured Japanese ink and Swiss pen tips in Chinese bodies).

However, this year there seemed to be more notebook manufacturers than last year.

It therefore became my job to scare the notebook manufacturers by using my two wettest fountain pens to test the fountain pen friendly nature of their paper. A typical conversation went:

Me: Are these fountain pen friendly?
Victim: Yes, they are.
Me (taking out my Nock Co Sinclair full of pens): Oh, really?
Victim (as I write on the paper): Gasp.

Several of the manufacturers expressed relief when their paper held up–more on that in a future post–and all admitted they were nervous when I started testing. None of them failed horrible, all though some did have minor bleedthrough. Granted, some of them seemed to think I was more professional than I am but no one was upset by the testing.

Note: I realize that, perhaps scaring the hell out of people is not the best way to win friends and influence people, but it did kind of make me a friend. One notebook maker, though, said he was a fan of fountain pens and, sure enough, his notebooks held up well. This, however, led to a long “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” meeting where we played with each other’s goods, so to speak.

I was impressed that he was interested enough in fountain pens to interrupt his work to try out the ones I was carrying. He also gave me a couple notebooks, including one with a cover and two refills and promised more samples if I was able to show up on Friday.

Still don’t know if I will, but it does have me wondering who else I can get samples from since it’s the last day…

The Also Serve Who Only Sit and Wait

Mostly all I did was sit around today. There wasn’t much else for me to do.

During exams at the school where I work our main job, after writing the exams and recording the listening sections, is to sit and wait. We are not the exam proctors, but we are on call in case there are questions and/or crises.

During high school exams we at least get to sit at our desks and “do work” but during junior high exams our job is to occupy desks that are not ours and generally be loud and obnoxious.

Some of us, though, well, some of the others actually, do attempt to “do work”.

We sit in the tiny junior high teachers’ offices and wait to be called. Typically there aren’t that many questions, but that seems to alternate between years. In the past, we’ve discovered mistakes on exams that required us to enter the rooms and write the corrections on the blackboards.

The main hassle is the jhs teachers’ offices are tiny little rooms that remind me of the guard rooms at prisons. (In fact, the rooms overlook a large atrium that could be mistaken for a cell block, if you ignore that there are no bars or women in orange suits.)

Because the rooms are so small, even a quiet conversation between us becomes a disturbingly loud distraction to any poor teachers attempting to “do work”.

After that, we sorted our exams and I then spent the rest of the day sitting whilst I marked exams.

The Disaster You Find May Not Be Your Own

I think it was his first time and he was nervous. That made me nervous. Actually, I was already nervous and his nervousness didn’t help. Then he told me to sit down and I told him no way in hell and sat somewhere else. That made him more nervous which made me more nervous.

Because of the disaster a few years back, I still feel nervous whenever I have to do the listening part of the term exam.

Today I went to the sound booth and tried to pass the listening CD to the technician and there was this awkward moment where he refused to accept it and I refused to stop trying to pass it to him. It was a bit like one person bowing when the other tries to shake hands and then trying to shake hands when the other person bows.

Eventually he took the CD and gestured to the “captain’s chair” next to the stereo system and the big sound board. I questioned his sanity (under my breath, of course) and sat down as far away from the sound board as possible.

He seemed very tense, and since I don’t remember seeing him before, I guessed he hadn’t done it before and was hoping I knew what I was doing. The truth is, I did: stay the hell away from all possible disasters that can be blamed on me.

However, he was so tense that it made me even more nervous.

Eventually the listening played and, at one point, I was afraid he was going to stop it early, but he didn’t.

I then went back to my desk to wait for questions. Oddly, none came.

A Brief History of Bad Ideas

The original bad ideas didn’t have a pen. The second one did but it was more skeptical than bad. Somehow whisky was always involved.

Because most bad ideas start with alcohol and the phrase “Hey, guys, watch this”, and because the whisky was free, I took pictures of a couple bottles of booze at my in-laws’ house and declared that they would cause bad ideas.

Today's bad ideas brought to by Hibiki and Booker's.

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Later, when I was enjoying a sip of whisky at home, I noticed that the nib on my pen was pretty dirty. that prompted a post celebrating dirty pens and whisky in a dirty glass. Bad ideas were implied, but they weren’t called bad ideas.

Eventually I settled on the idea of a glass of whisky and a pen causing the bad ideas.

That lasted for a few posts until I decided to add a notebook.

Since then the posts have been fountain pens, notebooks and whisky. They’ve also been my most popular posts. (My most recent post has 56 likes in only one night.)

Granted, I have mass-produced a lot of them by taking a bunch at one time–which is cheating I suppose and not as much fun as actually drinking that much booze–but I still like a sip of whisky on Friday nights.  (After posing the glass with several pens and notebooks, of course.)

Once I had someone question whether the things in the pictures were the bad ideas. I assured the person they weren’t. Once vodka made a guest appearance.

I’ll keep making the bad ideas. I’ll also keep taking pictures of booze, pens and notebooks.

 

 

Whither the Rulins

I should have done this yesterday but couldn’t be bothered. That tells you all you need to know about today’s topic.

As part of a way to avoid new year’s resolutions, I ripped off Woody Guthrie and came up with 16 Rulins for 2016. The ideas was to come up with general guidelines rather than specific resolutions.

As you might suspect, I have followed a few, ignored others and have accomplished a few that surprised me. The biggest surprise was the first few. I’ve sold myself more and sold some of my stuff. I still resist that as the hoarder in me comes up with uses for stuff or dogs me with memories and sentimental feelings.

The biggest surprise was creating a second source of income, albeit a small one, by creating a small business of sorts. (If refreshing a website and buying and selling a bunch of ink every now and then counts as a business.)

That led to me failing spectacularly when I listed a bunch of ink I had available and even the crickets couldn’t be bothered to make any noise.

The next phase is the “Use it or Loose It” phase. I’ve got bunch of stuff photographed and ready to sell (and have even sold a few things already). It’s also time for a mid-year office decluttering.

My mistakes haven’t been smarter and I’ve not had as many adventures with the girls as I could have and I’ve not been learning something new each month.

I’m tempted to produce a set of mid-year Rulins just to remind myself they exist.

But, I didn’t include a Rulin’ about not procrastinating so I think I have a lot of time to do that.

Phoning in the Last Day

He was asleep in the back which meant, so long as he appeared to be breathing, I let him sleep and carried on with class. Ten minutes into class he finally woke up and realized he was somewhere.

(Note: If he hadn’t been breathing, I would have contacted proper authorities rather than continuing with class.)

The last day of the term is, traditionally, whether I want to or not, a day for study and/or play. The students finish review lessons and, in theory, are supposed to make pairs and practice things out of the book, but in practice they end up playing various rock-paper-scissors games and a version of football with erasers.

Today my classes were mostly outside of their homerooms which means students didn’t have easy access to their stuff. Despite my suggestion to always bring something to study for when they’re done with they’re assignments, the students never bring anything to study except when it costs them points. (Long story.)

Because it was the last day if the term, and I’m ready to be done with classes and get into exams and summer vacation, I did the equivalent of phoning in a lesson even though I was present in the classroom. This meant I checked assignments and answered questions and mostly ignored what was going on so long as sports and/or violence weren’t involved.

Or singing. I don’t allow singing.