On this day in the Olympics, whatever day it is, politics continues to influence events, but more on that in a bit.
Not realizing this is the 20th anniversary of this bit of nonsense: D
Realizing it’s the 20th anniversary: F+
Competition your humble editor should hate but can’t stop watching: Curling
OAR vs Norway Curling Mixed Doubles bronze medal match : A-
Your team being called OAR: F
Winning to get bronze: C
Losing to get silver: F
Canada vs Switzerland Curling Mixed Doubles gold medal match: A
Calling the match when you’re way behind: A-
Keeping hope alive: A, except when it prolongs an ass-whoopin’, then F
Killing hope dead: F, except when it shortens an ass-whoopin’, then A
Gettin’ your ass whooped: F
Abandonin’ “G” in your writin’ as a mere affectation: F
Favorite Curling announcer exchange:
Announcer 1 (with English accent): “Beautifully played again.”
Announcer 2 (with Irish accent): “Delightful really.”
Accidentally watching NBC’s Olympics coverage: F
NBC’s Coverage: NA for lack of actual sports coverage.
Coming out bigly against your country’s leaders on the world stage in a country that discriminates in the exact way you’re complaining about: F
Backtracking even more bigly: F
Wanted attention: B-
Unwanted attention: F
Dragging politics into the Olympics: F
Believing the Olympics isn’t political: F
Basically repeating same comment as before: F, for lazy.
Slopestyle vs Halfpipe: Slopestyle by far.
Shaun White: A
Ayumu Hirano: A-
Shaun White with short hair: push
Chloe Kim: A
Jamie Anderson: A
Seventeen-year-old competitors claiming two medals: A
The Olympic medal designs: A. Your humble editor likes that design and the detail on the edges